Wake up man, get up! There's no time to explain. I already put your pants on, your bag is packed by the door. Oh man we did it this time. Yes we! You know you have a tremendous influence over me, even unconsciously. Did I ever tell you how much I admire you?
Pants? What are you on about man? Oh man, you're hung up about the pants thing? Yes, I put your pants on, as a friend! I'm sure if we were firefighters, and you needed me to put on your fire retardant pants before we went into the inferno you wouldn't have an issue. That's commonplace in firefighter culture.
Of course we aren't actual firefighters, you dont think I know that? You're worried about the wrong things man, we messed up bad.
Did you hear what I said? Dude, that is not even close. You know, sometimes I wonder if you ever actually listen to what I’m saying, or if you’re just waiting for your next turn to talk. Oh I’m being dramatic? That’s rich, I’ll show you dramatic!
Wow, now look at this mess, all because you couldn’t listen to what I was saying. You know what, just cause you obviously didn’t care to hear it the first time, I’m going to go ahead and let you in on a little something.
You dropped your freaking pocket, dude.
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